
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
^^^^^^
Always. Reblog. The Owls. Our Overlords.
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My cat, he’s very…cat-like and stuff.
Ry, your cat is adorable! Going a little heavy on the catnip there?
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Strawberry swirl ice cream and homemade sangrias. Yum! #strawberry #icecream #drink #yum (Taken with Instagram at Vallejo, CA)

Nachos, movies, and the best friend. Today will be awesome! #nachos #movies # friends #JurassicPark #TheLostWorld #IndependenceDay #MIB #Casper #PicFrame #Awesome (Taken with instagram)
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#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
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